You suck! I cannot believe you did not deliver Charlie's money before he woke up.
I understand that you are probably very old and it must be hard to carry around all that change and get to all of those children, but that is no excuse. Perhaps you should hire an assistant. I think Santa could loan you a few elves this time of year.
Thank goodness you delivered while Charlie was eating breakfast because we would have had one very sad little boy on our hands.
Sincerely,
Kendra O.
ps - I heard you are paying some children $50 a tooth! I think that's entirely unfair and probably needs to be regulated.
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Hmmm yes, our tooth fairy here is consistently late as well by two or three days. When he finally does show up, he leaves our kids long winded notes explaining how China experienced some major tooth loss crisis that kept him tied up for several days. Slacker!
Rachel
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too funny!!!!
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