Charlie: Mom, what's a maiden name?

Mom: It's the name you have before you get married.

Charlie: What was your name?

Mom: Kendra Roscoe.

Charlie: What was Daddy's name?

Mom: Daddy didn't have a maiden name, only mommies do.

Charlie: Oh, so you're the only maid in this family.

Mom (thinking): Yes, Charlie, I suppose you're right.